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Women's Dark T shirt: Age of universe vs. Biblical literalism
Welcome to our Anti Religious Kook, Pro Evolution Gallery

We offer an increasing variety of T-shirts and other apparel, gifts and items for the home printed with designs promoting the teaching of evolution and opposing "religious kooks' (or shall we say, people in need of a theology upgrade). We handle the design and promotion. CafePress.com handles the printing, shipping, billing, and any returns. Browse through these links to a picture of a product you like, click on it, and add it to your shopping cart. Click "Shopping cart" (upper right) to complete your purchase.



T-shirt design. Anti Christian  proselytizers.
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Where Will You Spend Reality?

Express your heart-felt irritation. This design is popular in Texas and other places where proselytizers swarm.


Apparel caption. Sarcasm anti crackpot Christian

The Rapture

The Rapture, the mythical instant when the saved will be lifted up to heaven, out of their cars and even their clothes, would be a charming belief in some isolated village.

Apparel saying. Anti spirituality.

Spiritual Defined

"spiritual adj: of no worldly value" Express irritation at the crowds who babble away about "spirituality."


Bumper sticker  design. Anti Christian  proselytizer.
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Where Will You Spend Reality? (Bumper sticker)

Express your heart-felt irritation. This design is popular in Texas and other places where proselytizers swarm.

 Bumper sticker: Anti religious proselytizers. Harassment.
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Proselytizing Is Harassment

Freedom to speak, yes. Freedom to attract an audience, yes. Freedom to compel an audience, no.


 Bumper sticker: Anti religious proselytizers. Religious
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Don't Spam Me With Your Religion

Don't you just hate people who fill up your mental in-box and claim they're doing you a favor?

Bumper sticker caption. Sarcasm anti crackpot Christian
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The Rapture

The Rapture, the mythical instant when the saved will be lifted up to heaven, out of their cars and even their clothes, would be a charming belief in some isolated village.


Bumper sticker  saying. Anti spirituality.
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Spiritual Defined

"spiritual adj: of no worldly value" Express irritation at the crowds who babble away about "spirituality."


 T-shirt caption: ironic anti Bible literalism, anti creationism. Bible-based Biotech.

Bible-based Biotech

Here's a little ironic sarcasm.


T-shirt caption: pro teaching evolution. Fake scripture.

Teach Evolution

Here's a scripture that forbids teaching evolution. "Thou shalt not allow thy children to learn the ways of evolution in any schools of thine, nor shalt thou allow thy children to labor in a house of biotech, for rewarding careers are an abomination." So there!

Apparel and gift design re: Biblical literalism and the age of the universe.

Awe Inspiring

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.


Anti Intelligent Design apparel and gift design. Image of farm produce.

Intelligent Designers since 9500BC

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.

Bumper sticker caption: ironic anti Bible literalism, anti creationism. Bible-based Biotech.
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Bible-based Biotech

Here's a little ironic sarcasm.


Bumper sticker design  re: Biblical literalism and the age of the universe.
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Awe Inspiring

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.

Anti Intelligent Design bumper sticker design.
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Intelligent Designers since 9500BC

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.


 Bumper sticker: Anti Intelligent Design.
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WE Are the Intelligent Designers

We are intelligent designers of species since the beginning of agriculture.

 Bumper sticker: pro  evolution, pro teaching evolution.
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No Evolution, No Biotech

Biotech companies spend millions on computing time to build evolutionary family trees of organisms. They wouldn't spend that money unless they needed to.


 Bumper sticker: pro evolution.
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Evolution Is the Trunk

Here's a biological metaphor for the place of evolution in biology.


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